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Thursday, August 28, 2008

我们的孩子的新歌推介

你们最近很忙吧?
我应该是最闲的。。哈哈
所以就来充数更新一下吧!
李玖哲最近出了新专辑 <不,完美> ,里头有一首歌 - “别说” 很不错听。
这首歌贯彻了他一贯的曲风,磁性的嗓音演绎深情却没有结局的情歌。
如果你们都有听他的歌,其中非常脍炙人口的 - “想太多” ,“我会好好过”,“解脱” 等
应该也会喜欢这首吧!哈哈

请听

歌词是这样的:

终於能笑著跟你互相问候
终於还是做你所谓的朋友
我把我放在最后 说不出图什麼
但就是假装不了对你冷漠

别说 还想我 那会放大了我
心中最后一点寂寞
别说 还爱我 那会摧毁了我
保持著距离的理由

现在我的心又因你而难过
现在你的心却因他而难受
你把我放在最后 说不出为什麼
但就是拒绝不了你的请求

别说 还想我 那会放大了我
心中最后一点寂寞
别说 还爱我 那会摧毁了我
保持著距离的理由

我没有你以为那麼的洒脱
不是爱或不爱都能随口说

现在我的心又因你而难过
别说 还想我 那会放大了我
心中最后一点寂寞
别说 还爱我 那会摧毁了我
跟你分开以后
唯一让我坚强的理由
因为你的心不只为我温柔


还有还有,我觉得他很像一个人,不过不想讲,哈哈

Friday, August 22, 2008

小说(二) - - - - - 大结局 !!

上回讲到那个女孩和女鬼谈条件。。。。

接下来。。。。。


“好!!”,她们双方都赞同。。。。

结果,有一次PMR模拟考当中(不知是达成协议后多久)。。
(相信大家都还记得PMR的考试方式,圈圈圈)

这时,


那个女孩便作答lor。。但她要圈A时,那个女鬼就说要圈D。。。(反正每题都这样啦,就是会唱反调)【应该是啦,我听故事是没有听到“全部”,但。。。】

那个女孩起初不想听她的,但没办法,因为怕她害她,最后只能听从她的答案。。



圈啊圈啊。。。。到最后,你知道成绩是怎样吗???




很惊人的结果,





那个女孩,

拿了,





咸鸭蛋!!!!! 【靠,有这样巧吗??】



你们知道为何会这样吗??



五十年前的华人,哪有几个会国文?? (那时也不用考PMR @_@)
意味着那个女鬼根本就看不懂题目。。。。。。。。。。=.=


(这时,你可能会问“真的吗??”)

疑点一 : 50年前没PMR吗? 问你的家人吧!

疑点二:那个女孩是不是原本就成绩很差的?? 她从爱班跳进忠班,成绩应该还不错吧!!况且根据我听来的故事,她其它的成绩好像还不错.


疑点三:学校真的有鬼吗?? 每逢清明、中元节,学校的某个地方都会有烧香拜拜。


疑点四:真的有这只“鬼”吗?? 一中第一届的校刊记载着这个人的事件。(真的有某个初三的学生去世。。) 【这个是故事附来的。。我没去查证】




这时,我们来看学校的回应吧!!
学校或许真的相信有鬼缠身,而一度想要请人来驱鬼,但最后被那位女孩的妈妈拒绝了。。。。。


DORAEMON 是那个女孩的班导师(DORAEMON 是 Christian吧。。还是无神论的?? 她很严厉地对那个女孩说。。。(原意大概是: 不是的,这个世上没有鬼,为何妳要这样制造谣言??自己不会作答就随便编故事)




其实,到底那个女孩是真的看到鬼而开始
被那女鬼害到“羊癫症”发作;还是她因为压力的关系而导致“羊癫症”发作而产生幻觉遇到了鬼。。

没有人知道真正的答案,但,可以知道的是DORAEMON的话,在一定程度上导致那个女孩雪上加霜。。

如果那个女孩真的遇到鬼,老师的不信任,会使那个女孩更伤心;
如果那个女孩是因为压力造成幻觉,老师的恶骂,会使她
有压力。。。


最后,听说那个女孩跑去三中了。。。但“羊癫症”在过程中还是过后还有发作吗??我不知。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。



*一切内容源自佩芝的妹妹告诉她的,我不担保内容在接收,转告,再由我编辑的过程中与实情有所出入*


谢谢大家的收看。。。

Thursday, August 21, 2008

小说(二) - - - - - 3

上回讲到那个驱鬼者叫那个女孩拿符到班上烧。。。。。

接下来。。。。。

那个女孩便拿符在班上烧。。。。

可是。。。

烧后不当赶鬼不成功,那个女孩的“羊癫症”也越来越严重。。。

而那个女孩就跟那个鬼沟通,
女孩问道:“为什么你要害我??”
女鬼便回答:“谁叫你要烧我...”

在没有办法的条件下,
女孩就决定跟鬼谈条件。。。
条件就是:她允许女鬼和她一起考试,并肩作战,但女鬼必须不可以害她“羊癫症”发作。。。。


究竟她们有否达成协议呢??


下集有可能是结局。。。请锁定WWW.THEACTIONCLASS.BLOGSPOT.COM !!


*后来呢 ??有待下回分晓*

*一切内容源自佩芝的妹妹告诉她的,我不担保内容在接收,转告,再由我编辑的过程中与实情有所出入*

小说(二) - - - - - - - 2

上回讲到医生说她无药可医。。。。

接下来。。。。。


根据那个女孩的说法,她说她被一个女鬼缠身,(那个女鬼是一中第一届的一位女生,死因我不清楚,而她因为没能考到统考而感到遗憾,所以想借这个女孩来完成心愿。)

这个女孩能够跟这个女鬼“沟通”。。。。【而得知以上的讯息】

而这个女孩的妈妈便决定去找BOMOH还是“乩童”之类的驱鬼(佩芝并不是很懂是哪一派的,但个人认为应该是“道教”,乩童之类的,因为她说后来有拿到“符”之类的)

那个人(驱鬼的)要那位女孩拿那个符在班上上烧。。。。。


*后来呢 ??有待下回分晓*

*一切内容源自佩芝的妹妹告诉她的,我不担保内容在接收,转告,再由我编辑的过程中与实情有所出入*

叫我臺大生!!

哈哈...
我進台大啦!!!

恭喜我吧!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

小说(二) - - - - - 1

由于反应热烈,所以就说一点点。。(很遗憾,叫你们二选一,但很多人都选两个)。。。由于小说(二) 较短,所以就说二。

*我无法一次过说完。。*
因为如此你们就随便看。。。白费我的时间
而且今晚很累了,还有功课。。。

我写前会想想,写后又会读读,所以我写一篇要很久,请耐心等候




话说初三忠有一个女孩,成绩蛮不错。。。

由于她之前在爱班都拿第一,成绩70+,80+ 如此的,所以由爱转去忠。。。

可是,一件恐怖的事却发生在她的身上。

不知何时开始,她的行为越来越古怪(手脚会抖动),朋友们都问她,但她却不说,纸始终包不了火,随着时间,朋友们才知道原来她患了“羊癫”。。。而越来越严重。

当她的家里人带她去医院检查后,证实为“羊癫症”时,医生无奈地告诉她已到了很严重的地步了,不能医了(我不明白为何有能医不能医的,我的想法是
“羊癫症”好像都是不能治的,最多也是靠药物减低发作率,可能医生的意思是药物已经不太有效率了吧。。。)【接受检查的时候好像是发作初期,但一检查就是末期了@_@,还是头头没什么,一下子,就末期了】


*后来呢 ??有待下回分晓*

*一切内容源自佩芝的妹妹告诉她的,我不担保内容在接收,转告,再由我编辑的过程中与实情有所出入*

一中发生的事件。。。

很久没有动静的BLOG。。。。 @—@

所以。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。



离开一中九个月了,你对一中的“八卦”还有兴趣吗???????


今天,听到佩芝告诉我两个轰动全校(轰动,并不只是很多人知道,而是学校高层对这两件事都有干涉。。。)


(一)事件涉及李连摺、李鸿聪、高三理孝的学生、(还有一些KE LE FEI -- 校长、庆燕、ULTRAMAN、等等) 【这部戏,“影帝”,“影后”,重人马出击!!】


(二)初三忠的学生。。。。。(一个鬼故事,绝对真人真事,现在她“逃”去三中了!!!)
【是真是假??由你来听后作判断!!】



你们想听哪一个???两个都精彩,两个都有笑点,两个故事,你都绝对无法在小说里找到!!!



想要听吗??要,就要留言,没人要听,我就懒得讲了。。。


欲订购“小说(一)”。。。请在 CBox or Comments 输入 『ON_小说(一)_国栋加油喔!@_@』


欲订购“小说(二)”。。。请在 CBox or Comments 输入 『ON_小说(二)_国栋加油喔!^_^』



由于开学了,有时因为功课压力(虽然有时间,但懒惰做),而导致心情低弱,所以希望能够得到你们的祝福。。。


满七人留言(而一人只可选一则故事),我就会开始化身为“说书仔”,想要快快听到小说,就快快通知你的朋友来留言吧!! *_*



绝对独家!!只在 www.theactionclass.blogspot.com ~~


故事来源:佩芝的妹妹。。。

Sunday, August 17, 2008

A painting =.=




A PAINTING only..... @_@ ...
can only being seen once a year.... *HAO XIAO*

Saturday, August 16, 2008

超搞笑的一首歌。。。。。。。。

这首儿歌,真是他X的搞笑。。。。

*在你决定进入前,请三思、四思、五、六、七、八思*

你看了,可能会把下巴都笑到脱下。。。。

http://www.56.com/u40/v_Mzc0Mjc2NjE.html


本人将不会对你看完后的一切结果负责。。。。。。@_@
刚发现到,最近吃的东西都是很淡!

没有味道。。

没有油。。。

想念大马小吃??

有点,但是,我要健康。

唐人街,我只能看,不能吃.......

Friday, August 15, 2008

My Job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

"Do You Need HELP ?? "

很久没Update了,就随便来写写。。。


好久前,读了一篇很有意思的“经历”

我知道“我们的孩子”不喜欢看/听罗哩罗嗦的故事(虽然原文蛮短了,而且好的故事不怕长,但我还是决定EDIT一些并只取精华部分)




故事是这样开始的。。。。。(为了方便明白,我将故事的主人翁写为“我”)

在一个雨后,“我”在等人,由于离约定的时间还有10几分钟,“我”就拿了几张TISSUE擦擦车镜。

这时,有一个乞丐就在不远处的等BUS的长椅反身向“我”说了“HELLO”。

“我”平时都会施舍,但今天却不想被打扰,于是浅浅地回了他一笑,并心想,“希望他不要向我要钱”

但,

他并没开口,而是继续反身看着“我”擦车。。。


几分钟后,他说了一句“很漂亮的车”,并和“我”搭起话来。

“我”回了一声“谢谢”。。。。。就继续擦。。。。

他看着“我”,没再开口,不时望了他一眼。在沉默里,“我”心一动,就问了“Do You Need HELP?”

虽然,“我”很肯定答案,但还是问了。

“Don't WE ALL?"他说。

“我”一震,以为他会伸手要钱,却想不到他会说出这么有哲理的三个字。

是啊,“我”需要帮助,即使“我”不愁吃,不愁穿,不愁住,但,“我”还是需要“帮助”。。。。




接下来的故事,就省略了。。。。。。




不妙吗?无论你多么多么富有,你依然需要帮助。
无论你多么多么平穷,你依然可以帮助别人。


虽然,我现在没钱,但我可以借你我的脑(帮你想),我的耳(聆听你),我的心(体会你),而最重要的,借你我的时间。。。。。。。

如人说,时间很宝贵。。没错!!但,我自认我“现在”的时间还不是很有价值。

如果你问,为何你会这样“善良”,我会告诉你,我是为了“利”。
这个“利”,不是要你的钱,还是什么,而我用(暂时不是很有“价值”的时间)去做比较有价值的事,那就是。。。。有利,不是吗?

一个人的一生,大约有75%都在重复一样的事情,或平平淡淡。。。。。
至于其它真正体会喜、怒、哀、乐的事件,相比之下,是多么多么地少,而那一小部分,就是不同的人生不同精彩。

最主要的“利”,就是希望用最短的时间,得到最大的益处。
如果,你让我尝试帮你,就等于你给我一个学习的机会。当然,我不是什么圣人,给你的建议也不一定最好,但,我相信无论建议的好坏,都会给你一个信心。

建议不好,你就会更肯定你自己的想法 = 更有自信。
建议好,也会让你更有信心。。。

当你看到这里,我不知道我是否打动了你的心,打动你对我信任的心。


如果你想找我聊聊,请
拨打019-8888618。。
请你Login 你的 MSN. ^_^




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注:请不相信我的人在 COMMENTS 留言 , 我想看看我的信用有多差 HAHA ×

这是我“另一个旅程”的新开始,希望我能够给人一点点的帮助。。。。
俗话说的好,助人为快乐之本,我想体会体会一下那种快乐。

Monday, August 11, 2008

God's Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite -- telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing each other's cups."

"Now consider this," he continued... "Life is the coffee. The jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."

God brews the coffee, not the cups... Enjoy your coffee!

"The happiest people don't have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything they have."
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.Speak kindly...
and leave the rest to God.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,
"What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs"

Chrissy -age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Danny - age 7 "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mummy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"

Emily - age 8 "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"

Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet) "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Noelle - age 7 "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."

Tommy - age 6 "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy - age 8 "My mummy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

Clare - age 6 "Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."

Elaine-age 5 "Love is when Mummy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."

Chris - age 7"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

Mary Ann - age 4"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

Lauren - age 4 "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an imagination)

Karen - age 7 "Love is when Mummy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

Mark - age 6"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry".

Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Wicked

I went for a musical play on Wednesday and it was great!!It is a really famous play in US. So just wanna let u guys know that if you have the chance to come upon the play plz get a ticket n go for it!The play is called The Wicked.

Everyone know Wizard of Oz story?? Its the story before Dorothy drop into the emerald city. It is the untold story of the witches of Oz. From this play you can find out why the lion is timid, why there is a tin man, the scarecrow and a lot more...

A life orchestra plays the music for the play and the actors n actresses sing live...the were really really amazing!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

sien..Sienz!

Sienz. always the same person update. I'll say something!

Morning : so bored. Watched 'Made of Honor".. romance, comedy. Kinda nice
Went to Camden Town. Imagine the 'old town' in Kch filled with multi-nation, and that's it.

Afternoon : Bored too. Took 2 hours nap. then doing nothing

Evening : Had my dinner at 8pm. Took my shower, and now blogging.

It is currently 17 degree celsius out there. Temperature is expected to fall to 12 in the midnight. I am very sleepy now so I will go to bed after I'm done with this post. I hope I won't wake up tomorrow at 6am.. Hopefully, tomorrow isn't boring...

Good Night

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Ed CD Ling
8/8/08 10:12pm

(you can call me Edric, the name i'll be using in UK)
hav lots of fun guys.. Cheers :)

Thursday, August 7, 2008

一部很“妙”的戏 - - - - - - - - - - - 赤壁

“赤壁”。。。。。。。。

一部很有‘哲理’的戏。


如果你是一个熟习“三国”的人,你会发现很多地方是吴宇森加入的情节。。。。。
可是,
他加入的情节,绝对不会让人有失望的感觉,一种让人觉得为何乱乱改情节改到不三不四的感觉。



其实,要拍个三国的戏不难,因为故事写得完完整整,随便摘一章节,都能拍。
可是,三国故事,家喻户晓,抄到十足,就没新鲜感。
吴宇森自编的兵法,策略不错精彩,比起其它的战争戏,充份表现了战争所需要的“计谋”、“策略”,“阵法”


其实,有一个情节是我最喜欢的。。。。。。。。

那真正是个“妙”的管理学。。。。
如果有看过三国的人,都知道周瑜是个“厉害”的人。
这个自作的情节,真的真的充份表现了周瑜的智慧。



话说周瑜在练兵时,有个老伯投诉他的水牛被偷了,而有人见到是那些原本是海盗,后来加入周瑜的军队的人偷的。
周瑜便来到军队的面前。。。。。周瑜是何等人物??要抓几个偷牛贼何等难?看一看士兵的鞋,有烂泥的,就是了。难道这个简单的道理他不懂吗??

当然,也有人提出这种抓贼的方法,并要求军法处理(即为斩!!)

可是,周瑜却很厉害。。。。真的太厉害了。。。这一个决定,真是妙极了!!

他并不会像其他将军一样军法处理,

而是,

故意命令整队军队去绕一圈,弄得全部人的脚下都是烂泥。。。。。。。。。(请想想这有何用)




队长这时说:“真是难教的一支队”
诸葛亮就说:“这是一个支可以用的军队。”




明白了吗???


试想想,


如果他杀一儆百,在下面看到队友被杀的一定表现严肃,以后的人一定不敢偷。。。。。。
现在他不杀,以后的人也一定不敢偷。。。。但军队的表现并不是严肃,而是“呵!呵!呵!!”(高昂的士气)



这支队伍,是一支可以为周瑜而死的。。。。。。。

如果我没猜错,这一情节将会是一个伏笔。。。。

在,“赤壁2”,这支队伍一定会再次在荧幕上有所表现。。。。希望我的猜测没错。。。。。


这是一个伟大的管理学。。。
要人为你卖命,
用暴力法。。。。。。
不行!!
要如何收买人心,是一个伟大的学问!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

后序。。。

相信大家都有所觉悟了吧。。。如此一来,就帮我说明了这个骗术是属于第二等的。(当然也是有人没受骗)

我的用意并不是为了骗你们而取乐(当然是有一点点啦)。。其实是要说明一个事实---骗子无所不在,而且骗术五花八门,就连这种“鬼东西”都可以是假的。

在这里,我不敢说世上没有“特异功能”的人(个人相信有),但我想说,很多时候你所看到的“特异功能”是一种假象(ILLUSION)

或许来到了这里,很多人都知道了我的“骗术”是由分析开始。。。但其实,没有人发现当你们打开email id,还没点入我的email,就已经跌入了我制造的“假象”,如果没有了这个假象,成功率有可能只剩下50%。假象在那里??我的“subject”向 你们表明了“专属”你的。。

这个手法,就如同“星座”。为何星座书有人信?因为星座将我们人分为了十二种。也就是说,我们只要寻找我们的星座,就如同找到了我们自己“专属”的。


接下来就是我与三个人的对话,

第一个,Slyvia...
这个人很搞笑。。。

当我问她的评语时,
(接下来我就用对白式了)(对白是照原意翻出,并非每个字相同)

思:5分。

栋:为什么?

思:我不是很信心理测验这种东西。

栋:这不是心理测验bo..这是我对你写的分析

思:是吗?为什我和U Sun的一样ler?(因为我一起寄给思和U3,所以她知一样)

栋:那是因为我认为你和U3 有80%像嘛,所以就一起寄lor。

思:是麽?那我给你9.5分。

看到这里,我有点“傻眼”,停顿了一下,并有点想笑。。。HAHA >.< 我不明白为何她听了我说她与U3有八分相似后她会有个180度的转变=.= 难道这就是所谓的“明星效应”吗??哈哈,在思的心中,U3是她的明星 @——@(或叫做崇拜心理吧) 其实,我不能肯定是不是这样,只是我这样想,会让我有笑点。。。。。。 (就请竞思和U3自己来分析吧! 还有,TO: U3和竞思,看了这段,请不要DAM 我,FXXK我,也不要G Y 我或妈的,雪特)





第二个人,他对自己不信这些的信念比较强,不像那位崇拜者。。。。

那个人,就是HARRY

晋:我不信这些。。。

栋:(还是老套一句)为什么?

晋:因为每次我看那些星座,我会 “eh, quite zhun hor”。。。然后我看别个, “DANG, It's me”

(对于和许晋的谈话,我比较忘了,因为句子比较乱,而且听到他这样讲时有点兴奋。但他最重要的一点我收到了,就是,每个都可以是你。。。)

栋:U R THE MAN!! U GOT THE POINT!!

就是这个,难道其他人看星座时,没有去瞄瞄别个星座的吗?或者你有读过,但你不会在意,因为你被“洗脑”了【没错,是洗脑】你被洗成你是XX座,你看XX 座专属你的就准了。(或者没有人直接告诉过你这一句话---XX座看XX座就好了,但你为何会有这种反应??这就是恐怖的洗脑术)

第三个人,是Cairre。。

她也是不信,但她不信的原因和Harry不同。Harry是由经验告诉他(所以Harry特别喜欢尝试多种多些恋爱经验...WAkakaKA)(To:Harry...Jk Jk jK)

圳:你讲的都是人性,人人都有。。。都很中性

栋:你是一边读就发现了,还是看完了才想到,还是看了又看。。

圳:我一边看就一边骂了。。。。
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DO NOT GET ANGRY... ... ... ...

THIS IS A DAM LONG POST and mayb some of u might find its boring?? but if u read it words by words, u might find it is interesting...HOWEVER, I WISH U CAN READ IT THROUGHLY AS IT IS "HELPFUL"....


I believe most of u hv received an email from me 2 days ago.....

Which is about....

你是一个不喜欢打没把握的的人,所以你在做决定时有时会犹豫不决。你曾经因草率下决定而失败,如果那时稍微耐心多等一下,情况会好得多。......

1st of ALL, i hv to say SORRY to u guys for "cheating" u guys that i hv SPECIALLY analyzed ur personalities.(mayb some of u hv realize that, or some doesnt care about that or some believe in me so much)

AND this TRICK should be 2nd grade of cheating if u refer to my 序.After u read this post throughly,u might say HAHA, now im clear that i hv been cheated, and i wont be cheated nxt time.HOWEVER, U STILL MIGHT BE CHEATED NXT TIME.(EVEN MYSELF who knows some of the way of cheating still might being cheat by others. As no 1 can always in 100% awareness conditions and the cheater punya technique will be much higher.) If this lessons really teach u to be 乖,then i hv reached my main purpose.........

Actually,i hv sent same things to around 15 ppls SEPARATELY in alone/2 ppls in group or 4 ppls in group.

This is the results i hv got for the comment of receiver and i hv to say THANK YOU and a BIG HUG to all of u for giving me co-operation.

Lets c wat are others' rating out of 10..u MIGHT be SHOCK wif that...

KEL - 5
Byh - 6
Pichu - 7
Roxas - 7
Xing - 8
观宇 - 8
Liancy - 8
Emily - 8
U Sun - 8.5
Katrina - 9
Sylvia - 9.5
敬慈 - 9.9

When you see this results, u might say "WTH IS TAT", or why like tat....i tot its my own personalities?? y others might hv same.......(HOWEVER, there a 3 UNIQUE person i hv noticed when i was doing "research"--- im not dare to call my "research" as research as some ppl think im bullshyting, copying others works WITHOUT QUOTING(As i nvr receive any forward mail with quoting especially email with only words which doesnt hv any special particular word or THEORY is registered under him and NOT EVEN GRAPH OR PICTURES,so i didnt know i should quote, so FORGIVE my stupidness pls...?? and for ur info, some works are ORIGINATED by myself, but i still dunno if others hv worked tat out earlier than me and i hv already OFFENDED him. If saying "i love you" also nid to quote as others hv used this words dam earlier, then i think every single word come out from ur mama's mouth are 98% didnt quote), and im not QUALIFIED or PROFESSIONAL to do so...MY RESPOND IS: ya, its true im not a professional,i 100% admit it, but is there any QUALIFICATIONS needed for me to do so,to write an email which included some "WORDS" which seems to be HIGH-CLASS for u?? then i will tell u when u are 3 yrs old, u are TOTALLY NEWBIE on 1+1....so u can nvr touch 1+1)

OK, now im goin to REVEAL (some) of the techniques i hv used briefly in order to "set-up this illusion" as there will be a lot a lot if i tell in details.

The MAIN CONCEPT is "COLD READING"(冷读术)....
Wat is COLD READING??In short, it is using words/language + the trick of mind/心里 to "read out" some1 who u just meet 1st time and "predict" the future...

So, when some of u received my mail, u might find out," wah zhun hor" then u will start believing i got "special force" like mind reading or look through ur heart or see your past and then u will "believe" i can predict the future...(u guys wont believe me that i hv special force as we know each other. How bout if im a stranger, then u might suspicious with that.)

As i hv said im NEWBIE, so the technique i used for the cold reading is simple n low-class...The most common way i hv used is “例行话题”,which is "common conservation"(which is suit for most ppl)... In another way to say it, it is wat we call 人性,and some 人性 is 人 then got 1...like greedy,fear,lack of determination,upset,wan freedom......[Cold reading is a powerful tool,
例 行话题 is only a part of it which is fun to use, just like how i used... However, if u meet PRO cold reader, they can use various kind of techniques to 套 ur words and thats the way they know ur past and predict your future.]

2nd techniques might be “废话论”(i dunno how to call it so just simply give it a name as it really bullshyt.)
If u notice clearly, u might find out,ther is a word that i use frequently............................

Which is the word....................




有时候。。。。。and the word 但。。。

你有很多朋友。
你感到孤单。
你有很多朋友,但还是会感到孤单。
你有很多朋友,有时你会感到孤单。
你有很多朋友,但有时你会感到孤单。

Try to compare the above 5, which 1 is more powerful?

when i use the word 有时候,it makes ppl think further,like when i say u got lots of fren,so ur 1st idea is hmm...so im not a lonely guy(but wat happen if u know urself is quite a lonely guy) so i add-on the word BUT(After i put the word "but", it becomes this "U got lots of friend but u r a lonely guy)...that makes me got another opportunity to talk more,talk wider,so the chances i hit tiok will be greater.BUT, if that guy really know he got lots of fren and he is not lonely, then when u use 2nd sentence will be a bit out,so now i add-on 有时候... Now it become this, U got lots of friend, but sometimes u will feel lonely... then u will think hmm...有时wor,think think think...eh...“有时” really got wor.. =.=(wat thing nvr 有时 happen 1?? hv u ever 有时“老赛”??ever 有时 “健忘”??)haha...now u know....its not the trick of mind reading...its a trick of sentence making/ways of using words....(SOME1 CLAIMED THAT I M NOT QUALIFIED IN SENTENCE MAKING...WAT A JOKE IS TAT??)


The 3rd technique is im making u "dizzy"....mayb some of u hv met this problem...eh, i really like this meh...im not sure also ler...(but it seems like u hv analyze me so zhun from the beginning...then AGAIN u Think Think Think...hmmm...seems like also got wor...so 勉勉强强接受了一些不属于你的性格)。。。When we multiple think...we will like correct it slowly by slowly then become poof....oh..its correct.Just like u hear a music,at 1st,not 2 like it..then u hear n hear..POOF...I LUV THIS SONG...And u guys ANALYZE the accuracy not words by words...but is sentences by sentences...once u think "勉勉强强" then u will think..ok la...this also correct...give u marks....then i will HooRAy and say thank you..... @_@

Write until here, i think im goin to stop.....cause this post is really 2 long n i wonder how many of u will read it........words by words..

However, i still hvn say out who are the 3 Unique person i hv mentioned earlier and wat interesting conversation we had ...If u wish i say it out...then u should leave some msg on the chatbox to show me that u r hearing me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And pls leave ur comment if writing this type of post is annoying or u find its funny/interesting pls or even if u hv LEARNT something...As, if most of u think its annoying, or OFFENDED you, or boring story or whatever negative comments..Then i will stop posting on this type of stupid thing...cause it is tiring... ... ... If u guys not enjoy with that, i dun wan to waste time on it nxt time

Sunday, August 3, 2008

序。

为了update一下这个Blog,所以就来写了个“序”。
其实,我也是为了避免下一个Post过长,过闷,过“教育性”,所以就来写写我突然“领悟”到的东西。


我接下来要写的是与“骗”有关的东西。

如果你是一个天真无邪的小孩,相信这个世上没有骗子,请不要继续往下看。。。。。因为你看下去,你会发现很多你从没想过,甚至认为这样很邪恶,很可怕。




给你机会关掉次页。。。。。。。。。



。。。。。。。。。。。



最后一次机会。。。。




看来你选择了面对现实。。。。残酷的现实。。。。



有三等。

第三等,骗了人过后,被骗的人过了一段时间会觉悟自己被骗。



第二等,被骗的人一直不知自己被骗,直到有人点醒他。



第一等,即使你告诉被骗的人说:“你的的确确被骗了!”。他会不承认/不认为自己被骗了,他会觉得一切都是他出于自愿,甚至会想出任何的方法帮骗他的人找借口。


当你看到这里,千万别想任何的例子自己乱套!千万不要。。。。我不会对你做出的猜想附上任何的责任!!你的猜想都源自你自己的头脑,所以千万不要误会我/指责我误导小孩。。。



附注1:如果你无法理解我(的想法),这是很正常的,千万别怀疑自己,因为我看了很多你没看过的书。


附注2:如果你愿意增长自己的脑袋,建议你读刘墉的书---我不是教你诈系列。
如果你想知道“人性”,也读刘墉---你不知道的人性系列。
还有其他刘墉的书都不错。这里不是说你读了刘墉的书就会变聪明。只能说你有机会变聪明。这里介绍刘墉的书并不是说他的书像圣经一样伟大,只不过很浅白,好像听故事一样,但很有“智慧”在里头。还有,我认为我的“启蒙”是由读刘墉的书开始。


附注3:如果你读到这里会自作聪明想:“aha...露出狐狸尾巴了,说了这么多就是为了介绍书。”那么我可以说,你的确很不理解我,国栋--别人笑我太疯癫,我笑他人看不穿;平时不喜揭自我,懂我心者无一二。我喜欢峰回路转的感觉,这也是刘墉书里常用的手法,很有神秘感,出乎预料的结局。我介绍书,是介绍给有潜质,有“心”人,而不是要介绍给你,然后“逼”你去看,因为我知道那是没效的。


附注4:续上,顺便说一下。为何我不想用轰炸式拼命灌输你要读多点课外读物。一,因为那样的效率很低。二,如果你越来越聪明,就是说我的对手无形中变多了。


---政府多年来用轰炸式灌输我们抽烟多不好不好,结果呢?
---政府用轰炸式说不要贪污,结果呢?
---
政府用轰炸式说我国的读书风气差,结果呢?
---你妈妈用轰炸式叫你多读书,结果呢?
---财生老师用轰炸式说“我们的孩子”,结果呢?
(Extra:上面的轰炸式对别人或许没有效,但对我有效,因为我自认比较有辨别是非的能力)



除非你自己认同,你就会加倍认同。否则你要教会一个人,很难的。(对不起,这里没冒犯,借用一下宗教)
如果你是某某教的,有个人跟你聊你的宗教时,结果是什么?结果就是越聊越肯定,越聊越有共识。



如果你跟欣德这种人讲(To Syntax,借用一下你的名,请别介意)。。结果呢?结果他很屌地跟你说:“我就是这么屌,我信“Lan”教,睡“教”,你吹啊!”那么跟这种人说教是不是很没趣??浪费时间有没效果。
所以,说教如果没有技巧,你只会让那个人更有防备。他就很喜欢反过来做,然后很屌地告诉你他很屌。(注:Syntax只用到上面做例子,所以这里所说的与Syntax没关)(如果希望听到我说教,我不知如何说会有效,但我可以说,你为叛逆而叛逆的行为,是个傻瓜做的事,因为你到最后会有这种下场--你知错了,但为了面子,死撑,最后为了面子而失去珍贵的东西。)



hai.....原本只不过要短短地结束这篇Post,但不知不觉。。。虽然我说希望你们不要读太多书,增长增长,以防你们突然太会想,很难对你们做实验(等下问你们一句话,就会反问我是不是有企图,是不是要XX,要YY)但其实还是希望你们多多浏览Internet,逛逛书局,看看戏。。看看人。。。因为如果我们之间的层次越来越远,就很难沟通了。(这里不是说我的层次很高,别乱想,我也不敢自认)就好像你和你小学的朋友,沟通强吗??因为你们所学的不一样,“层次不同”。



*朋友的影响力很强,所以,我希望能成为朋友的踏脚石,而不是绊脚石。。。。*别怀疑了,或许以前你可能被我骗过,但这次,绝对没有套中套。绝对没有“峰回路转”从帮你变害你。因为每个人的“命”不同,不是说我懂XX道理我就会变成Bill Gates,而有可能当我们把对我们没什么用处(但是有用的东西)告诉不同人时,每个人的收获会不同。

让我引述一句与环保有关的一句话:资源放错了就是垃圾,“垃圾”放对了就是资源。