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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

DO NOT GET ANGRY... ... ... ...

THIS IS A DAM LONG POST and mayb some of u might find its boring?? but if u read it words by words, u might find it is interesting...HOWEVER, I WISH U CAN READ IT THROUGHLY AS IT IS "HELPFUL"....


I believe most of u hv received an email from me 2 days ago.....

Which is about....

你是一个不喜欢打没把握的的人,所以你在做决定时有时会犹豫不决。你曾经因草率下决定而失败,如果那时稍微耐心多等一下,情况会好得多。......

1st of ALL, i hv to say SORRY to u guys for "cheating" u guys that i hv SPECIALLY analyzed ur personalities.(mayb some of u hv realize that, or some doesnt care about that or some believe in me so much)

AND this TRICK should be 2nd grade of cheating if u refer to my 序.After u read this post throughly,u might say HAHA, now im clear that i hv been cheated, and i wont be cheated nxt time.HOWEVER, U STILL MIGHT BE CHEATED NXT TIME.(EVEN MYSELF who knows some of the way of cheating still might being cheat by others. As no 1 can always in 100% awareness conditions and the cheater punya technique will be much higher.) If this lessons really teach u to be 乖,then i hv reached my main purpose.........

Actually,i hv sent same things to around 15 ppls SEPARATELY in alone/2 ppls in group or 4 ppls in group.

This is the results i hv got for the comment of receiver and i hv to say THANK YOU and a BIG HUG to all of u for giving me co-operation.

Lets c wat are others' rating out of 10..u MIGHT be SHOCK wif that...

KEL - 5
Byh - 6
Pichu - 7
Roxas - 7
Xing - 8
观宇 - 8
Liancy - 8
Emily - 8
U Sun - 8.5
Katrina - 9
Sylvia - 9.5
敬慈 - 9.9

When you see this results, u might say "WTH IS TAT", or why like tat....i tot its my own personalities?? y others might hv same.......(HOWEVER, there a 3 UNIQUE person i hv noticed when i was doing "research"--- im not dare to call my "research" as research as some ppl think im bullshyting, copying others works WITHOUT QUOTING(As i nvr receive any forward mail with quoting especially email with only words which doesnt hv any special particular word or THEORY is registered under him and NOT EVEN GRAPH OR PICTURES,so i didnt know i should quote, so FORGIVE my stupidness pls...?? and for ur info, some works are ORIGINATED by myself, but i still dunno if others hv worked tat out earlier than me and i hv already OFFENDED him. If saying "i love you" also nid to quote as others hv used this words dam earlier, then i think every single word come out from ur mama's mouth are 98% didnt quote), and im not QUALIFIED or PROFESSIONAL to do so...MY RESPOND IS: ya, its true im not a professional,i 100% admit it, but is there any QUALIFICATIONS needed for me to do so,to write an email which included some "WORDS" which seems to be HIGH-CLASS for u?? then i will tell u when u are 3 yrs old, u are TOTALLY NEWBIE on 1+1....so u can nvr touch 1+1)

OK, now im goin to REVEAL (some) of the techniques i hv used briefly in order to "set-up this illusion" as there will be a lot a lot if i tell in details.

The MAIN CONCEPT is "COLD READING"(冷读术)....
Wat is COLD READING??In short, it is using words/language + the trick of mind/心里 to "read out" some1 who u just meet 1st time and "predict" the future...

So, when some of u received my mail, u might find out," wah zhun hor" then u will start believing i got "special force" like mind reading or look through ur heart or see your past and then u will "believe" i can predict the future...(u guys wont believe me that i hv special force as we know each other. How bout if im a stranger, then u might suspicious with that.)

As i hv said im NEWBIE, so the technique i used for the cold reading is simple n low-class...The most common way i hv used is “例行话题”,which is "common conservation"(which is suit for most ppl)... In another way to say it, it is wat we call 人性,and some 人性 is 人 then got 1...like greedy,fear,lack of determination,upset,wan freedom......[Cold reading is a powerful tool,
例 行话题 is only a part of it which is fun to use, just like how i used... However, if u meet PRO cold reader, they can use various kind of techniques to 套 ur words and thats the way they know ur past and predict your future.]

2nd techniques might be “废话论”(i dunno how to call it so just simply give it a name as it really bullshyt.)
If u notice clearly, u might find out,ther is a word that i use frequently............................

Which is the word....................




有时候。。。。。and the word 但。。。

你有很多朋友。
你感到孤单。
你有很多朋友,但还是会感到孤单。
你有很多朋友,有时你会感到孤单。
你有很多朋友,但有时你会感到孤单。

Try to compare the above 5, which 1 is more powerful?

when i use the word 有时候,it makes ppl think further,like when i say u got lots of fren,so ur 1st idea is hmm...so im not a lonely guy(but wat happen if u know urself is quite a lonely guy) so i add-on the word BUT(After i put the word "but", it becomes this "U got lots of friend but u r a lonely guy)...that makes me got another opportunity to talk more,talk wider,so the chances i hit tiok will be greater.BUT, if that guy really know he got lots of fren and he is not lonely, then when u use 2nd sentence will be a bit out,so now i add-on 有时候... Now it become this, U got lots of friend, but sometimes u will feel lonely... then u will think hmm...有时wor,think think think...eh...“有时” really got wor.. =.=(wat thing nvr 有时 happen 1?? hv u ever 有时“老赛”??ever 有时 “健忘”??)haha...now u know....its not the trick of mind reading...its a trick of sentence making/ways of using words....(SOME1 CLAIMED THAT I M NOT QUALIFIED IN SENTENCE MAKING...WAT A JOKE IS TAT??)


The 3rd technique is im making u "dizzy"....mayb some of u hv met this problem...eh, i really like this meh...im not sure also ler...(but it seems like u hv analyze me so zhun from the beginning...then AGAIN u Think Think Think...hmmm...seems like also got wor...so 勉勉强强接受了一些不属于你的性格)。。。When we multiple think...we will like correct it slowly by slowly then become poof....oh..its correct.Just like u hear a music,at 1st,not 2 like it..then u hear n hear..POOF...I LUV THIS SONG...And u guys ANALYZE the accuracy not words by words...but is sentences by sentences...once u think "勉勉强强" then u will think..ok la...this also correct...give u marks....then i will HooRAy and say thank you..... @_@

Write until here, i think im goin to stop.....cause this post is really 2 long n i wonder how many of u will read it........words by words..

However, i still hvn say out who are the 3 Unique person i hv mentioned earlier and wat interesting conversation we had ...If u wish i say it out...then u should leave some msg on the chatbox to show me that u r hearing me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And pls leave ur comment if writing this type of post is annoying or u find its funny/interesting pls or even if u hv LEARNT something...As, if most of u think its annoying, or OFFENDED you, or boring story or whatever negative comments..Then i will stop posting on this type of stupid thing...cause it is tiring... ... ... If u guys not enjoy with that, i dun wan to waste time on it nxt time

6 comments:

Emily said...

Actually when i read the email i already got notice those "sometimes" and those.. and i already feel this is a bit cheat ppl.. but it's from you so i give face lo.. ok ...oh man.. i will find it hard to believe you liao from now on.. cham. so who are those 3 ppl..

Ed said...

Ok.. So i was saying abt the quoting stuff cause it may be from some professional. So i read through ur post words by words cause im bored here.. will talk to u soon when i arrive there..

Take care buddy..

harrythehii said...

lols

pichu89 said...

one comment:

plz use suitable colors. i dun k wad is your "liao" inside, when i c so many bright word with bright background, 9 ti.. 1st impression is hard c, spoil my eye.. bo xin read..

but congratz.. haha.. im FULLY been cheated..

Kwok Tung said...

@_@....

hmmm..

ok...i will use darker colors nxt time...but the colors provided is so less...make me always insufficient of tat...

Emily said...

black, dark blue, dark green, dark red.. everything dark is ok.. dun use super bright green or yellow those... really hurt my eyes too..