缺乏逻辑的广告(Citibank Credit Card)

最近听MY FM时，
时常听到Citibank Credit Card的广告。。。

头头听时还真的认为服务满不错，
但后来却发现，有点不实际。。。

广告内容如此：
一个女人，说了几句话：
我很喜欢Citibank Credit Card的服务，每当我在外国使用Citibank Credit Card，他们都会打来向我确认，所以我会继续支持Citibank Credit Card并介绍给我的朋友。。。。（或许与实际内容有些不同，但原意大概如此）

头头想，哇。。这样好服务么？？这样勤劳每次打电话给各户？？（这里不探讨这个服务是否好，但却探讨有这种服务。。。）

但，回头想想，100个人当中，在外国旅行时，
有几个人用Roaming??有几个人有个长久的外国电话号码好让你联络得上的？？？

FMyLife

Sometimes in your life, you'll start feeling that everything just seems so screwed up, everything didn't go according to what you've planned, and you just feel like screaming and saying "FCUK my life."

True, never have anyone has a perfect life...but the fact is.. no matter how shitty your life is... there're still many out there, having a WORSE time than you are...

If you're saying u're so unlucky, read this.

"Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML"

feel sad about your relationship? there's a worse one...

"Today, I was on my way to meet the girl I like at the beach. I parked my truck and walked to the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. She wasn't there so I called her and she told me she cancelled because it started raining. There wasn't a cloud in the sky."

Having a stupid day ey?

"Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow."

This is all taken from the FMyLife website... if you're bored... it's not a bad idea to go and read their post... and most of it are so damn funny..haha.... enjoy..

农历新年要到lor。。。。。。。

HI........

随着派对的无声。。。
个人认为有些失败了。。。

很想说声对不起，
但个人对派对没啥兴趣了>.<''。

相反地，
很想在这个农历新年，去拜访拜访一中的老师。。
一中离我这么近，但却没有真正回去过。。

所以，有谁要“报名”这个“2010 虎年 农历新年 感谢恩师团拜”？？

感兴趣的请主动联络。。。
谢谢。。。

这个活动是志在必得的。。。。（即使一个人，但绝对不会是一个人）
所以就别错过这个一年一次的机会了！！

**备注：不过或许你要将你在哪里读，读什么，状况好吗等等老套答案回答好几次**