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Saturday, May 1, 2010

definitions

Conference

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


Dictionary

A place where success comes before work


Conference Room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on


Father

A banker provided by nature


Criminal

A person no different from the rest

....except that he/she got caught


Boss

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


Politician

One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after


DOCTOR

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Classic

Books, which people praise, but do not read.


Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Experience

The name men give to their mistakes.


Atom Bomb

An invention to end all inventions.


Philosopher

A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

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