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Thursday, July 31, 2008

一个有点色但很有智慧的笑话 ^_^

在你看这则笑话前,请核对你的身份证,确保你是18岁以上。。。。。。

有一天,一个老太太带着一袋的钱到加拿大银行去,她坚持要直接跟总裁见面开户口,因为那是非常大的一笔钱!

经过一阵子之后,银行职员终于领着老太太到总裁办公室去。



总裁问她想要存多少钱?老太太就把那袋钱倒在总裁的桌上,说是US$165,000。总裁就很好奇那些钱是怎么来的,便问老太太:女士,我很惊讶妳带着那么多现金,这些钱是怎么来的?





老太太说:我跟人打赌。总裁:打赌,怎么个赌法?



老太太说:举个例子,我赌US$25,000说你的“蛋蛋”是方的。哈!总裁大笑说:那真的是个愚蠢的赌注,这种赌注你永远都赢不了。老太太就跟他挑战说:那你敢跟我赌吗?总裁就说:,没问题,我赌US$25,000说我的“蛋蛋”不是方的。


老太太说:既然这是一笔大赌注,明天早上十点要带我的律师当证人 。当天晚上,总裁花了很长的时间在镜子面前检查自己的“蛋蛋”,左照右照,直到他确定自己的“蛋蛋”不可能变成方型为止。



第二天早上十点,老太太和她的律师依约到总裁的办公室,老太太介绍她的律师跟总裁认识並且重复他们的赌注。



总裁再次同意赌注后,老太太就要求总裁把裤子脱下来。总裁照做了,老太太靠近一直盯着并说要摸摸看。总裁有点勉为其难,但他还是答应了:好吧!US$25,000是大笔钱,你当然会想完全的确认。

就在老太太在摸总裁的“蛋蛋”时,总裁看到老太太的律师正在一旁不停地那自己的头撞墙,


他就问老太太说:你那个律师怎么了?
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老太太说:没什么,只是我跟他赌了US$100,000说在今天早上十点时,加拿大银行总裁的“蛋蛋”会被我摸着玩。



别小看这个色笑话,内含三十六计之

第十七计 抛砖引玉 ---点我知详情

第二十七计  假痴不颠

谢谢你的收看。。。一切只是笑话,千万不要看了用同手法赚钱或‘吃豆腐’(老实说,要骗人其实 不难,只要有点计谋+手段。其实,我很想学会骗人。。。。。研究中。。。。)

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
********************

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

====================================
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

==========================================
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

===========================================
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

=========================================
Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

===========================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

=========================================
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

=============================================
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

===============================================
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

==================================================
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

===================================================
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

===================================================
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

=====================================================
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

===================================================
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.

(PM - prime minister)





===LiAnCY===

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Singapore Jokes - Good one!

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!


Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!


Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Think like a wizard! Dun Scroll down lik a lizard!

Think like a wizard! Dun Scroll down lik a lizard!

man
-----
board




















Ans. man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
-----
i




















Ans. I understand

OK... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fare?

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/




















Ans. = reading between the lines

What about this one?

r
road
a
d




















Ans. cross road

Another traffic...

T RN



















Ans. No U Turn

Not having a good day now, are you? Redeem yourself.

cycle cycle cycle




















Ans. tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
----------
MD. PhD.




















Ans. two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought!!

knee
---------
light




















Ans. neon light ( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
----------------------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




















Ans. six feet underground

Oh no, not again!!

he's X himself




















Ans. he's by himself (by means multiply)

Now u messing up big time.

ecnalg




















Ans. backward glance

Not even close!!

death ..... life




















Ans. life after death

Okay one more chance

THINK




















Ans. think big!!

And the last one is real fundoo

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...




















Ans. long time no 'C'

14 questions, how much u got?

Monday, July 28, 2008

WANTED!!!

When u c im writing on a movie review again....pls dun get bored and think tat - - - Kwok Tung has no more thing to write and keeps on writing movie review only...

BUT, this WANTED i must write it out just a min after i end my movie.....

At 1st, i tot WANTED is a U.S movie..But when i watch it, i saw the ATM appears with @!$@!# which doesnt seems like English, so i tot it was a German or Italy or any Euro movie...Then i check on net...it is a U.S movie =.=... y U.S's ATM not in English word....

Just the movie starts a while, within 5 mins, the actor claimed that his fren "X" his galfren at his house(and the screen was in the kitchen)....After 10+ mins, again...... "X"(his fren with his galfren again) ...

This movie keeps on fighting fighting shooting shooting (abt 80% of the movie)...and their fighting style like MATRIX...(COPYCAT)

And 1 thing tat appears alot in the movie is the word "fuck"

This movie is totally 18+(violence) and i wonder how they put on malaysia's cinema??

In conclusion, this is a LOUSY MOVIE....

and i wanna tell the director of WANTED to F**K HIMSELF FOR SHOOTING THIS F**K RUBBISH.....(however, i dunno y theres a lot ppl vote high for WANTED!)

Saturday, July 26, 2008

where can i...

anybody
know
whr
can
i
download
game
for
PSP
?
?
?

===lIaNcEe===

GAME PLS

HEY Gamers, This post is dedicated to you!

I need Game to play.. preferably Not online game..

If you have anything nice, pls tell me before I leave.. Thank You!!!

Big Muaks!

Friday, July 25, 2008

A 12 yrs ago movie........

AS IM WRITING A MOVIE REVIEW FOR AN U.S FILM,so some DIRTY words might come out.


This movie is "fresh" compared to U.S movie nowadays....(i mean the storyline and the way they run this movie).


1st of all... 80% of U.S movie about ACTION movie love to use HIGH-TECH thingy or made-up a "HERO"(not superman/spiderman that kind but those FBI supercop, rambo, like 1 ppl can handle hundreds of normal fighter..) [like Die Hard,Mission Impossible,I AM LEGEND. In short, it is opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movie..as any1 who ever/love to watch Arnold's film should know that he is SOLO-er.

2nd... This movie is totally out of a Bullshit/sux scene which most of "HERO" movie will make.
Hv u ever think in those "HERO" movie this question?? WHY THEY NVR KILL THE HOSTAGE(e.g the main actor's daughter/girlfriend or sumthing like that??).. They just like to grab their relative and keep threatening or at last they made a wrg decision and finally let the main actor save their ass back??

And the way they use hostages are NOT NATURAL...like they say if i din receive XX at YY...i'm gonna kick ur son's ass..BUT,IN THE MOVIE...they nvr do that, even the actor really use gun kill the big boss's 手下..those guy still 无动于衷..if i were them...sure i will blow his son's head--As, if i really will die...at least i do something before die..OR the "HERO" might shock in a moment when i kill his son and then i can use that very very moment to kill the "HERO" also....


In this movie, the storyline is UNIQUE from most of these movies.

NORMAL MOVIE= GOOD VS BAD....
but, THIS MOVIE= GOOD VS GOOD....

NORMAL MOVIE= STRONG VS WEAK
but, THIS MOVIE= STRONG VS STRONG or even u can say is weak vs strong..

NORMAL MOVIE= 1 excitement
but, THIS MOVIE= excitement within excitement (e.g, like jackie chan movie...the story
ALWAYS end with he kill the big boss..but this movie doesnt stop after he kill the boss)


And, if u ever watch U.S army film...There are 2 things they always use..."PATRIOTISM" and "100% command"
This film is nice because both sides are U.S army....both side's objective are right...Both sides believe in Patriotism and 100% command....However, ther's another "indifferent" thing is they finally throw away 100% command and fucked their commander...WAHAHA (which side did that? find it out urself..)


Although HOSTAGES also appears in this film and i described it is a bullshyt scene..(but it is reasonable as both sides are GOOD so they didnt kill hostages, unlikely other film are spreading a DAMN moral which is BAD GUY NVR KILL HOSTAGES...)

Another thing i like this film is it is unlikely others.For e.g, if any ROCKET, NUCLEAR, high explosive/high dmg/VIRUS thing which might harm lots NVR LAUNCHED SUCCESSFULLY at the last due stopped by "HERO". BUT this film.....they launched, not like other movies which using NUCLEAR/SUPER VIRUS for exhibit only..like 林志玲as a 花瓶 in the movie 赤壁...LOL (hvn watch 赤壁 yet,only heard that from newspaper... =.=)

A NICE MOVIE, Introduce u guys watch it....a film by Nicholas Cage...


AND LASTLY...I REALLY WANNA SAY IT LOUD THAT "I AM LEGEND" IS FARKING SUX MOVIE..

1st,unreasonable..An ARMY can become A SCIENTIST..
2nd,STUPID ASS MOVIE...their tittle write "last man on the earth"(sumthing like tat) but actually only the last man on a particular city....
3rd,STUPID WILL SMITH..y dun he escape from that city which 鸟不生蛋..
4th,this movie really no head no tail.....(got is got..but terrible)

WORST WILL SMITH's movie i ever watch...

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Better Check 1st!!

This post maybe pointless but i feel terrible for been posting anything...
Before going to a place to play or for business...plz check the culture of the place first!!

一家卖酒的angmo公司,想要把自己的酒拿到中国去卖,so the company brought some of the beer and went to Bei Jing. Besides promoting their beer they also brought caps with them to be given out free!! So they prepared their stuff and set up a stall...
One the first day there were no customers at all...hmmm...so the managers wondered but did not give up..then on the second day..the same thing happen...no one even stop by...even the free caps din work!!! *and they thought Chinese 贪小便宜*...
So after a week of failure they gave up...and went back to their home country...they held a meeting and started to discuss what cause this failure...in the end they still had no conclusion..
So they invited a Chinese employee in the company to try the beer and ask for his opinion...
Manager:" So what do you think of the beer?"
Chinese employee:" Great!! Better than the ones back home“
Manager:" Hmm...if it is better than the ones back at ur home, why did no one even want to take a look at it, we even gave out free caps!!?"
C.E. :"Hmm...I'm not sure..can u tell me what colour is the cap..as mayb the colour is not a lucky colour for Chinese."
Manager:"Green."



Do you guys understand??

Green cap...绿帽...

Break the MYTH, Find the TRUTH!!

这里要跟大家分享的,就是求证的精神..

没有这种精神,我们可能被一些流传的故事,或者似是而非的事骗了...

当然,这里就不谈神话故事,因为我们都知道是假的.



〔华盛顿砍樱树〕的故事相信大家都听过吧...这个故事可说是史上最多人听过的一个故事之一..可是,又有几个人听过〔华盛顿砍樱树〕的故事是假的故事的故事呢?

今天我就当个说故事佬吧...

经过多年考古学家的搜索,终于找到了华盛顿小时的故居,他们经过多种的判断(如,
与华盛顿生活年代的房屋类型相符,屋内摆设也符合华盛顿的家庭背景。)
可是,他们却没有发现到有这个所谓的樱树存在(完全没有痕迹),也没有找到砍树的斧头.....

原来,这个故事是由一个名为Mason Locke Weems牧师所制作的.故事是他1800年所写的Life of Washington加入的.

他的用意??

一,宣传道德,诚实的重要性..[仿佛告诉我们,你看,伟人就是有这种道德..所以如果你要成为伟人,就必须有这种道德]他把华盛顿塑造成偶像....

二,为了增加故事的趣味性.换句话说,就是要吸引更多的读者...


他的一个故事,骗了世人200年.一个善意的谎言...



伟人往往很容易被神化...因为,“明星效应”最容易欺骗那些无头无脑的崇拜者.

还有一些类似的故事,下次有机会再说吧.


故事说完了,不管你认同或不认同我的观点也好,请你别再用这一个〔华盛顿砍樱树〕的故事了......否则,人家会暗地里笑你.

LifE
















===lIaNcEe===



Tuesday, July 22, 2008

A Movie Software...

There is a very very nice watch movie software...named as PPStream..It's FREE!

Mayb some of u hv heard b4 but i believe most of u dont.

Wat is PPStream??

A software invented by China. It is an online-streaming software to watch movie and the best parts are there lots of movies and it is fast(they using p2p technology).

How fast does they stream? Well, if a movie is 1 and a half hour movie, if u nvr click pause...u will take about 1 and a half hour + 20 more secs...means u just nid to stay ur eyes for 20 secs on a non-video page....and u will just feel like u watching a movie which is already downloaded or in a CD....u wont feel like u r streaming a video..nvr 卡.

Another good part is there are lots of movie various types (sport,concert,games,cartoon....).So, if u r bored and no idea with wat to watch, just simply click on one and TRY watch it. U dun hv to think lai think ki wat to watch....
And if u r interested,they are some CHINA CHANNEL which is LIVE for u to watch.

NOW,the best of the best...which is the only thing that PPS have, they r goin to DIRECT SHOW 2008 BEIJING OLYMPIC GAMES....and they still provide a full-list of games which they gonna show on wat time(which satellite wont provide u).If u dun hv a satellite, or astro but dun wan to miss the GREAT olympic games..u should start download PPS and try NOW!!!

http://download.ppstream.com/ppstreamsetup.exe
It is only a 2.63Mb software.....

For more details, click here


*If u r streaming on PPS, ur internet speed will greatly decrease at the moment,which u hv to take a longer time to open a web.*

*If u r in a country of anti-P2P,i suggest u better dun risk ur own ass.*




And the moment im writing this post..im watching HITCH(全民情敌) by Will Smith...Altough i hvn finish it,but it seems like not bad...and i like watching Will Smith's movie.... =)

Monday, July 21, 2008

Pigs

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
Human - enjoy = Pigs + work


In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
Men - earn money = Pigs


In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
Women - spend = Pigs


In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

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Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!


Men + Women = 2 Pigs

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Wish all the pigs happy forever.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

笑话之石油風暴 (Notice their facial expressions haha)




















LianC iS in KuchIng

hello~
LianC iN kCH d~
Hiak hiak
depart to KL on 27th July 2008
===LiAnCeE===

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

THE FACT Abt Salary in Malaysia

我相信写"RM3000不够生存"这篇文章是由一个有读书,家庭生活水平中等/中上,类似我们这群人的人。

他了解,但不够了解。

要知道为什么我这么说,就往下看吧!!

我在这里就给这篇文章的作者名为A吧。(方便称呼)



马来西亚薪水最高的是谁????
Genting 的CEO。RM960,000,000(忘了是年薪还是月薪)
第二,就是白毛的孩子。



如果你还相信马来西亚的平均收入为RM3,000 ,那我很想说你活在一个不实际的世界里。
第一,可能真正平均收入连RM3,000都没。
第二,那是平均收入。。。。。。平均收入。。。。。。平均的东西是你的吗??每各家庭平均有两个小孩,那就代表你有两个小孩吗?



试问,马来西亚的经理多?还是在Supermarket做工的人多?

一个在Supermarket做工的人薪水有多少??

http://www.eol.cn/daodu_6351/20080317/t20080317_285320.shtml
你比较高薪水和低薪的,哪种职业较多??而且很多低薪的都没别列入。如:清洁工人啦,苦力啦。。还有,你以为老板会给你最高工资吗?

员工根老板永远都背负着不同的理念.

员工都想做少少,得多多.
老板都想以最少的资本来赚最多的钱.




顺便说,
油棕园是个黄金地带。记得初二的华文课本利用这么一句话形容油棕园--麻雀虽小,五脏俱全。你来猜猜在黄金地带做工的苦力的薪水有多少???你绝对猜不到。。

一天。。



。。




。。



RM12。。。。有些人的一天零用钱都多过他们一家人所赚的。。

他们可能连Mc Donald 这个字号都没听过,嗅都没嗅过。。





所以,这里我想说,如果你有RM3000,以其担忧,倒不如换个角度来想想.



如果你大声说你只有他妈的RM3000好过他妈的活,就好像你考了90分拼命告诉只有30分的人你只有90分,为何老师不要给你95分。这种感觉是如何,自己想想吧。听者比你他妈的不爽还更你妈的不爽。


*原本写了很多很多,但怕吓坏了读者没兴趣读,所以就一分为二,下集就跟大家分析A这个人物.*

Monday, July 14, 2008

Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia...!?

may b some of u had seen this b4, jz for those haven c...


Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia...!?
Let's do some simple calculations here.In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3000/month (where father works, mother doesn't). I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right? Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam... Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill (Telekom): RM100
(Internet streamxy RM68 + land line RM25 = RM93, round-up to RM100 la)

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day 4 persons. Forget about makan in restaurant ya)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running. NO YET CONSIDER PETROL INCREASE 40.8%)

Insurance: RM650
(Kids, wife and self. Forget about insurance la..no money to pay, lets drop it)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper, saman, etc)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro, no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no toysno computer,
no KFC,
no McDonald,
no insurance
no jalan-jalan makan angin (vacation)
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...
nothing breaks down for repair

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM2,960 already...
EPF belum potong, income tax lagi... oledi RM2,960 ...
How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian???
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study? Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3000/month!!!
What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry... it should be Malaysians Boleh, because we're still alive and kicking!!
Our politicians must be mad!!!
No wonder so many Ah Long around lah...

Thursday, July 10, 2008

i need new suggestions for new movie/drama.
=D feel free to drop by my blog or give me suggestion in this blog
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! =)

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Wrong Observation

THanks to Guo Dong for making such observation to help us to improve our knowledge in IT.

ii) U r using Internet Explorer.(When i use Firefox to log this page,no "Ad-ware" were shown out.

This is not exactly true cause I never seen such Malay words when I log in to this blog. AND , I am using IE. Version 7.0.6000.16881 to be precise.

About the Statement no. i , I am not sure but it should contain 20% accuracy.

About this
'' i) on the post that i hv written TESTING TESTING,if u using FireFox, u will c "change " but if u use I.E, it became "*square box,tick present*" (=.=) ''

I am not sure but I can see the word CHANGE by copy and paste it! :P

Thanks anyway !

{I know how to change font and size already. Simply click compose on the top right corner when u are posting.} -_-""

Google VS. Microsoft........

I finally found out(wonder it is 100% 准)....

The "Ad-ware" that were being told by some ppl abt this blog should be something like this...

thing which is written in MALAY ..... got few versions...


this will onli happens under 2 requirements:
i) Ur com is dirty, step tiok sumthin..... (this 1 im not sure, but i onli found this when im using on a dirty com)

ii) U r using Internet Explorer.(When i use Firefox to log this page,no "Ad-ware" were shown out.


Every 1 (who got little knowledge about I.T) should know, Firefox is under Google and I.E is under Microsoft.

And "Every 1" should know that the two largest "dragon head" in I.T is Google and Microsoft and they are BATTLING..

I ever heard that using I.E cannot log on Blogger (Blogger is also under Google Group)... but i found that its not real, using I.E can surf on blogger, BUT the thing u see using I.E and Firefox MIGHT BE a little different...

IF u DUN BELIEVE, u can try ....

log this blog using Firefox and I.E 2gether,
U MIGHT FIND OUT:
i) on the post that i hv written TESTING TESTING,if u using FireFox, u will c "change " but if u use I.E, it became "*square box,tick present*" (=.=)

ii) If u looking at WSMLL, u will find it is broader in FireFox and it was squeezed in I.E


iii) Using I.E to vote on the poll features which is provided by Blogger MIGHT FAIL!! (and this really make me headache when wanna publish Poll for the blog.)

However, I'm suspecting the "ad-ware" is occurred by the chatbox.....after my "tracking"....

CAN OR CANT??? pls tell me...

testing testing 1 2 3...
cannot change font?

m i changing now ???

Blogger sucks??

Can Anyone tell me What happen to blogger???

I can't choose font.. Nor can I change the font size. The only thing I can do it to make the words BOLD, ITALC, INSERT LINK, INSERT BLOCKQUOTE, CHECK SPELLING, ADD IMAGE AND ADD VIDEO.

Please Help!!!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

MULLY MELY EMILY

MUAHAHAHA IM PART OF THIS WHOLE ACTION CLASS BLOGGER THING DY!

大家好!我是Mely,也可以叫我Mully!你们有忘记我吗?我就是以前那个比惠盈美的牙套妹,曾经一度被称为lakia/山拉的美女。。

很多人以为我在美国了,如果你还是那样认为的话,请看这个

Sunday, July 6, 2008

睡前禁忌!!

记得,若晚上要睡得好,最好依据下列条文:

1,睡觉前五个小时,最好不要和含有咖啡因的饮料。如:Coffe, Teh-C-Peng(紧记茶叶含有不明成分,有不让人睡觉的功能!)

2,睡前不要涉及一些激烈的活动(包括脑部的刺激)。如:玩刺激的电脑游戏,看刺激的影片,作激烈运动,头脑想太多等等。

3,睡前喝杯温牛奶。(牛奶有助安眠作用)

4,定时睡觉,最好上床时间不要离日常睡觉时间过久。(时间因人而异)

5,睡前做5次深呼吸,必须打坐式进行。

6,去做脚底按摩,它有助于促进人体血液循环,帮据养眠。

希望这些小小的建议有效!

本人就是因为触犯了条例1和2,故今晚睡不着。已经1:18AM了,仍然精神奕奕。干!

Friday, July 4, 2008

一个问题(续二)

之前说到,做人别这么肤浅,凡事看表面,而没有仔细去想想....



但,别忘了,人,就是这么肤浅,[根据我的投票调查,至少80-90% 的人都是如此(包括我自己),虽然我的调查并不准,但也足以证明这件事了....]



真正的心理学家们有调查过,样子好看,穿着整齐的人,就是比长相较差,穿着不整齐的人比较有吸引力(尤其是第一眼),这种东西,用经验都可以告诉自己.至于科学数据我并不是很记得(可能是前者比后者的吸引力多2-3倍吧..)



"人靠衣装,佛靠金装"这句话不会无缘无故出现的..... .... ... .. .


那么,是否说只要穿贵货就一定好?


没错,穿贵货的的确确可以帮你增加吸引力.




注意:贵货可以增加别人对你的信心,但要记住,那是增加别人对你的信心,若你没自信,还是白费的!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

My New Blog

I know my blog has been dead for ages.

And now I'm starting a new one. I will keep it survive for sure..

Feel free to drop by.. hehehehe

www.dcl121.blogspot.com

Cheers

What is happening in Malaysia ?

WHAT IS NEVER MENTIONED IN Mainstream Media like NST/TheStar/Utusan/BH are these facts....

Malaysian PerCapita Income USD 5000 VS Singaporean PerCapita Income USD 25000

Further The Star made a comparison of prices in Thailand , Singapore and Indonesia .

For Thailand it is quoted at RM3.90/liter, however are they aware that in Thailand new cars are cheaper than Malaysia by RM10,000? They pay only one life time for their driving license? No renewal fee after that? Also that goes for road tax as well? And do TheStar also aware that you can drive all the way from Hadtyai to Bangkok on a six lane highway without paying any Tolls ??!!

Whereas here in Malaysia you have to pay yearly renewal for road tax , driving license and TOLLS, TOLLS, TOLLS!!!

For Singapore how can you quote RM 5.20 ? Please quote in Singapore Dollars because they are earning in Sing Dollars. You might as well say Europeans are paying RM10/liter. RM5.20/liter = Sing $ 2.20/liter, still cheaper than Malaysia in view of fact that Singapore is not a crude oil exporter. Are you saying that you fill up petrol in Singapore by paying Ringgit?

In economy, dollar to dollar must be compared as apple to apple. Not comparing like durian in M'sia is much cheaper than durian in Japan!! Of course-lah, Japan is not durian producer!!! Comparing Malaysian durian with Thailand durian make more sense!!>

For Indonesia we might say is cheaper there at RM2.07/liter but compare that to their level of income!

Now, let us compare the price with OIL PRODUCING countries:

Malaysia/ RM 2.70!!!

Individual perspective:> > > > As of last month a Toyota Vios would 'cause a damage' of about RM 89,000.

In the international market, a Toyota Vios is about USD 19,000

USD 19,000 = RM 62,700 (using the indicative rates of USD 1 = RM 3.30)

That makes Malaysian Vios owners pay an extra RM 26,300

This RM 26,300 should be cost of operations, profit and tax because the transportation costs have been factored in to the USD 19,000

RM 26,300/ RM625 petrol rebate per year translates to a Vios being used for 42.08 years

I do understand that the RM 625 is a rebate given by the government, but it also means that one has to use the Vios for 42.08 years just to make back the amount paid in taxes for the usage of a foreign car. Would anyone use any kind of car for that long?

Now with these numbers in front of us, does the subsidy sound like a subsidy or does it sound like a penalty? This just seems to be a heavy increment in our daily cost of living as we are not only charged with high car taxes but also with a drastic increase in fuel price.

With all the numbers listed out, I urge all Malaysians to join me in analyzing the situation further

Car taxation is government profit, fuel sales is Petronas' (GLC) profit which also translates into government profit. The government may ridicule us Malaysians by saying look at the world market and fuel price world wide. Please, we are Malaysians, we fought of the British, had a international port in the early centuries (Malacca), home to a racially mixed nation and WE ARE NOT STUPID!!!

We know the international rates are above the USD 130/barrel. We understand the fact that the fuel prices are increasing worldwide and we also know that major scientist are still contradicting on why this phenomenon is happening. Some blame Bush and his plunders around the world and some blame climate change and there are others which say petroleum 'wells' are getting scarce.

Again we go back to numbers to be more straight fwd> > > > 1 barrel = 159 liters x RM2.70/liter = RM 429 or USD 134

On 1 hand, we are paying the full cost of 1 barrel of crude oil with RM2.70 per liter but on the other hand the crude oil only produces 46% of fuel.

Msia sells crude oil per barrel at USD130 buys back Fuel per barrel at USD134. And not forgetting, every barrel of fuel is produced with 2 barrels of crude oil.

1 barrel crude oil = produce 46% fuel (or half of crude oil), therefore, 2 barrel crude oil = approximately 1 barrel fuel

In other words, each time we sell 2 barrels of crude oil, equivalently we will buy back 1 barrel of fuel.

Financially, Malaysia sell 2 barrel crude oil @ USD 130/barrel = USD 260 = RM 858. then, Malaysia will buy back fuel @ USD 134/barrel = RM 442/barrel. Thus, Malaysia earn net extra USD 126 = RM 416 for each 2 barrel of crude sold/exported vs imported 1 barrel of fuel !!!(USD 260-134 = USD 126 = RM416)

So where this extra USD 126/barrel income is channeled to by Malaysian Govt?????????

Another analysis: 1 barrel crude oil = 159 liters.

46-47% of a barrel of crude oil = fuel that we use in our vehicles.

46% of 159 = 73.14 liters.> > @ RM 2.70/liter x 73.14 liter = RM197.48 of fuel per barrel of crude oil. This is only 46% of the barrel, mind you. Using RM 3.30 = USD 1, we get that a barrel of crude oil produces USD 59.84 worth of petrol fuel (46% of 1barrel).

USD 59.84 of USD 130/barrel turns out to be 46% of a barrel as well.

Another 54% = bitumen, kerosene, and natural gases and so many more.And this makes a balance of USD 70.16 that has not been accounted for. So this is where I got curious. Where is the subsidy if we are paying 46% of the price of a barrel of crude oil when the production of petrol/barrel of crude oil is still only 46%?

In actual fact, we still pay for this as they are charged in the forms of fuel surcharge by airlines and road taxes for the building of road (because they use the tar/bitumen) and many more excuse charging us but let us just leave all that out of our calculations. As far as I know, only the politicians who live in Putrajaya and come for their Parliament meetings in Kuala Lumpur (approximately 60+ km) are the ones to gain as they claim their fuel and toll charges from the money of the RAKYAT's TAX.

It is so disappointing to see this happen time and time again to the Malaysian public, where they are deceived by the propaganda held by the politicians and the controls they have over the press. Which stupid idiot economist equates rebates for rich or poor with the cc of the vehicles? An average office clerk may own a second hand 1300cc proton Iswara costing $7,000 (rebate = $625) while the Datuk's children can own a fleet of 10 new cars of BMW, Audi and Volvo all less than 2000cc costing $2 millions and get a total rebate of $625 x 10 = $6,250! Wow what kind of economists we are keeping in Malaysia...wonder which phD certificate that they bought from...

Misleading concept of Subsidy: The word 'subsidy' has been brandished by the BN government as if it has so generously helped the rakyat and in doing so incurred losses. This simple example will help to explain the fallacy:

Example: Ahmad is a fisherman. He sells a fish to you at $10 which is below the market value of $15. Let's assume that he caught the fish from the abundance of the sea at little or no cost. Ahmad claims that since the market value of the fish is $15 and he sold you the fish for $10, he had subsidised you $5 and therefore made a loss of $5.

Question : Did Ahmad actually make a profit of $10 or loss of $5 which he claimed is the subsidy?

Answer: Ahmad makes a profit of $10 which is the difference of the selling price ($10) minus the cost price ($0 since the fish was caught from the abundance of the sea). There is no subsidy as claimed by Ahmad.

The BN government claims that it is a subsidy because the oil is kept and treated as somebody else's property (you know who). By right, the oil belongs to all citizens of the country and the government is a trustee for the citizens. So as in the above simple example, the BN government cannot claim that it has subsidised the citizen!

(from: Citizen in Pain)