WAN SLAP ME LAI LA!!!!



Su Kwok Tung @ Malaysia,Kuching GMT+8:00


Harry Hii @ Malaysia, Kuching GMT+8:00

Chai Li Chin @ Malaysia, Semenyih GMT+8:00

Leslie Ting @ Malaysia, Subang Jaya GMT+8:00

Michelle Chai @ Malaysia, K.L GMT+8:00

Liancy Lee @ Malaysia,K.L GMT+8:00

Ling Chee Ding @ U.K, London GMT+1:00

Albert Lau @ China,Beijing GMT+8:00

Bong Yee Hong @ China, Shanghai GMT+8:00

Irene Bong @ Taiwan, Taipei GMT+8:00

Katrina Ling Sze Xing @ Taiwan, Taipei GMT+8:00

Sylvia Lai Chin See @ Japan,Saitama-Ken GMT+9:00

Lim Kien Sen @ Australia,Adelaide GMT+9:30

Yee U Sun @ Australia, Melbourne GMT+11:00

Emily Yii @ Australia, Melbourne GMT+11:00

Natalia Ling @ New Zealand, Christchurch GMT+12:00

Kelvin Jong @ New Zealand, Christchurch GMT+12:00

Saturday, May 30, 2009

感人的故事

話說民國初年,上海百樂門舞廳老闆美麗的女兒被名流紳士們瘋狂追求。

可是她誰都看不上,只喜歡街上的一位車夫。

當二人難分難捨時,她父親卻將她許配給一位駐美大使,她只好傷心的隨夫赴美。

離開前,車夫交給她一塊錢大洋,希望有生之年再相遇時,作為二人的信物。

三十年後,她搭機回國,出機場時,看到一個熟悉的身影,當年的情人在拉三輪車。

坐上車,她眼光泛淚,默默掉淚。就這樣,三輪車直奔百樂門舞廳,一路上兩人沒交談。

到舞廳門口時,她問多少錢?車夫回答:五毛。

她打開珍藏的一塊大洋:這給你。車夫頓了一下,收錢回家。

車夫回到家,看著一塊錢,百感交集,發憤振筆,寫下這世界名曲......










三輪車跑得快,上面坐個老太太,要五毛給一塊,你說奇怪不奇怪......

太感人了,別打我啊!

考验。。。



究竟哪个是男。。 哪个是女???

有人说很难认。。。
你们认为呢??

Saturday, May 16, 2009

自豪的作品。。。

很久没有写东西了。。。
纳闷;
有时有些东西想要分享的,但又懒惰写

不知为何,这个学期的我太不像我了,我竟然第一次那么努力上学。。
有时还把征服Assignments 为乐趣(靠!!Zzzz....)

在Swinburne 读书的应该知道下面这张图画是什么吧??




没错。。。

。。

就是半个Swinburne 的平面图。。不敢说一模一样,但相识度有90% 吧!!
别小看这个,花了我2-3个星期的时间(断断续续)。。。

相信这张会是全班中版图最大(比其他人的大100%),最准确的吧(相信前无古人,后无来者了)。。
虽然这么辛苦的努力将只会换取区区的五分,但,为的不只是分数,而是满足感。。

(谢谢其他两位队员的支持,其中一个是佩芝)。。

[不过,其实有一个关于佩芝和教这科的老师的八卦,不过说来话有点长,也不好说太多,等下佩芝不爽我;长话短说,就是这个老师好像有点“hiao” 佩芝的样子。。 (其实,这个老师对女生就是有点特别待遇。。只是。。)]

话说回来,(不管谁)只要我认识,(不管几时)只要我有空,(在古晋)只要我知道在哪里,有活动(只要不是“劈友”),请Call我(019-XXX XXXX)。。zzz。。


不然我快变NERD 仔,宅男了。。!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

玩 FaceBook 玩到走火入魔的人

我很無聊的朋友,Sing Kung,教我一個東西!

不是甚麼很稀奇的事啦,可是弄了會覺得 “Eeeeee。。。”

你們有玩 FaceBook 的人,在 FaceBook 的 page 里,用 keyboard 按:

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, enter, 然後就任意 scroll 或者在 blank 的地方 click click 幾下。

試試看!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Marketing Lesson

1
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very
rich. Marry me!'

That's DIRECT MARKETING.

2
You are at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her
and pointing at you says,
'He's very rich. Marry him!'

That's ADVERTISING.

3
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number.
The next day, you call her and
say, 'Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's TELEMARKETING.

4
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You get up and straighten your tie.
You walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her. You
pick up her bag after she drops
it. You offer her a ride and you
say, 'By the way, I am very rich
Will you marry me?'

That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

5
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are
very rich. Can you marry me?'

That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

6
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, 'I am very
rich. Marry me!'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face.

That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK .

7
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, I am very
rich. Marry me!'
And she introduces you to her husband.

That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.


8
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can
say anything, another person
comes along and tells her, 'I am very
rich. Marry me!'

That's MARKET COMPETITION.

9
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can
say anything, another person
comes along and tells her, 'I am very
rich. Marry me!
And she follows him.

That's LOSING MARKET SHARE.

10
You see a gorgeous girl at a
party.
You walk up to her and before you can
say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!',
YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!

That's ENTRY BARRIER TO NEW MARKET.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

two十2, dua puluh

听说五月多有很多在KL的人会回来。。。

所以。。。
五月二十二这个日期。。。


跟我相处多年的大伙门,
相信大家对它不会生疏吧!



没错!你猜对了!






就是我的生日拉!!!!!!

哈哈哈哈。。。


想问大家,有谁在二十三好有空and在古晋的?

想请大家去吃hartz chicken! 哈哈

为什么会选择hartz?因为那个地方实在太多回忆了,从小小到中学,从中学到高中, 在那边用了n次餐,聊了n次天,笑了n次哈哈,也让hartz老板赚了我们学生n次钱。。lol

so thats why i think, it is a good place to get together! and oso celebrate my 20th birthday!

So ummmm...... let me know if u guys wanna come! its all 2007 SS3B peeps only! thankkkks =D

Monday, May 4, 2009

The blinds(window blinds, NOT blind man) man came to my house on Sunday to make new blinds,when he came in he didn't take of his shoes and walk into the toilet...
oh my...should have seen my sis reaction..just like the aunty in the video...
cause she just vacuum the house...and how u know maybe that man step on shit and come into the house...YUCK!!!

SO take a look at this video...very true..

尋物啓事

請問誰家裡有古老的 Game Boy Color 和 Super Mario Deluxe?

我太想念這個 game 了。。。。

想當年五,六年級的時候,本人玩那個 game 玩得還蠻厲害的。哈哈。而且跟朋友借回家也要在廁所或者房間里偷偷玩,不然媽媽會罵。真是坎坷的童年啊。。。。

所以再問一次,
請問誰家裡有古老的 Game Boy Color 和 Super Mario Deluxe?

可以借我玩嗎?還是用便宜的價錢賣給我。




最好是送我啦。。。