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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I request to change the layout of this blog !!!

Something more New Year-ish perhaps??

or something memorable!!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

很久没blog........

很久没写东西了。。。。看了这些,有些感想。。。。(从Forward Mail看来的)



不可能的。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

相信大家都知道,做爱只为了两种事情:
1)配种
2)取乐(或“生理需求”)


猫叫春为了配种而已??不想乐趣??
狮子一天干几十次,是为了部族着想要拼命传宗接代,还是要炫耀雄力,还是。。。为了乐趣??

没有乐趣的东西,谁要去花精力干那回事呢???



我不知,是作者肤浅还是我肤浅。。。

我还不知道乌龟,长颈鹿,犀牛,大灰熊会跳呢?? 没眼福看到这些。。




做统计的人,我相信,不能说是笨蛋,只是考虑不周全(一定是不知道世上有一个叫做“心理学”的东东。。。。。。)
拿一个见识过的,和没见识过的来比较。。。。。
就好比,你问一个刚懂事的小孩,
你要车玩具还是电脑??

[我敢说,根据统计,喜欢汽车玩具的小孩比喜欢电脑的多^_^]


其实,人怕蜘蛛还不是因为怕死。。。

人怕蜘蛛,是因为他们看过蜘蛛;
如果让他们见识过死亡,答案又会如何呢?

更何况,他们不需要为回答负上任何的后果,如果他们试验的方法如下:

把一把刀贴在回答者的脸部,和拿一只蜘蛛准备在回答者的肩膀。。。
跟他讲。。。
怕死还是怕蜘蛛。。。

怕蜘蛛,就一刀割喉咙;
怕死,就丢蜘蛛进去衣服里。。。。







其实,这件事让我突然有了一个灵感。。。。。
想要进行一项试验,
希望能成功。。。

40 tips for a better life

Since no one wants to blog, I post again lo. I'm trying to revive this blog.

This is an email sent to me by my primary school friend. It's about 40 tips for a better life. I think it's quite nice.




40 Tips for a Better Life
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:45:57 +0000

>
> ----- Forwarded Message ----
>
> 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is
> the ultimate anti-depressant.
>
> 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.. Buy a lock if you
> have to.
>
> 3.. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
>
> 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My
> purpose is to ___ today.'
>
> 5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
>
> 6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2007.
>
> 7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They
> provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
>
> 8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
>
> 9. Dream more while you are awake.
>
> 10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is
> manufactured in plants.
>
> 11. Drink green tea and plenty of warm water. Eat blueberries, wild
> Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
>
> 12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
>
> 13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and
> flowing energy into your life.
>
> 14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of
> the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest
> your energy in the positive present moment.
>
> 15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are
> simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class
> but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
>
> 16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a
> college kid with a maxed out charge card.
>
> 17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.
>
> 18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
>
> 19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
>
> 20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
>
> 21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree..
>
> 22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
>
> 23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their
> journey is all about.
>
> 24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
>
> 25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will
> this matter?'
>
> 26. Forgive everyone for everything.
>
> 27. What other people think of you is none of your business.
>
> 28. GOD heals almost everything.
>
> 29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
>
> 30. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will.
> Stay in touch.
>
> 31. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
>
> 32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
>
> 33. The best is yet to come.
>
> 34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
>
> 35. Do the right thing!
>
> 36.. Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!)
>
> 37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I
> am thankful for _____. Today I accomplished _____.
>
> 38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
>
> 39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly
> don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the
> most of it and enjoy the ride.
>
> 40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.
>
> May your troubles be less, May your blessings be more, May nothing but
> happiness come through your door!.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

累累

終於放假啦! 不過一點放假的意義都沒有。就放那兩個星期,要回國又alang alang,想說好好休息一陣子又不能因為開學的那天要交3個assignment!甚麼放假嘛?!haiz。。傷心。。而且semester one完了要到semester two的那段放假時間也是大概兩個星期,diploma念完直升到degree也是沒甚麼長假。要命啊

想問大家的看法。這張photo有沒有exciting的感覺?



老師要求我們做exciting的photo,我給她看了她好像沒很滿意。。請大家給點意見啦!有哪裡需要改善或者刪除的?我的assignment分數的高低就要看你們的意見嘍!


設計要考慮很多方面,基本上就是顏色的搭配啦,顏色給人的感覺。還有font給人的感覺。shape(就是在後面那片黑黑的東西)其實我沒有很懂shape,老師要我們畫出一個exciting的shape。還有就是texture。。那條紅紅色的類似nike的。。其實也沒有很像。就。。有刮刮的感覺,給人一種快,exciting的感覺。。

Haiz。。以前覺得自己設計還蠻不錯的,現在設計出來的東西老師口頭上都說“Very nice I like it!”然後眼睛睜大大,可是到最後的分數卻很低,原因是我不太懂設計的concept之類的。。


大家幫個忙吧!說很醜也行。甚麼意見我都接受。。

Friday, December 12, 2008

2009年3月尾4月头……有谁在古晋啊?

如上题……有谁在那个时候在古晋啊?我想要回去叻……大家出来好好聚聚一下叻

救命!

我的中文退步了!!!
而且是很严重的那中!!

去我的blog探个究竟吧!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

大方???小气???

近日看报纸,
都会看到有关
“新二小建好了”。。。。。。。的话题。。

可是,
却被陈伯勤锁了,不让他们用;
理由:人联党没还清所有的建筑费用,所以他们不要交货。。。。
费用:总共600万。。。150万政府出,陈伯勤捐100万,还差300万。。

看到这,是否觉得陈伯勤很伟大??出钱出力。。。
结果收不到剩下的300万就锁学校,所以他锁学校是理所当然的。。

几天前,是这样想。。。但自从听到了下面这段消息就对他改观了。。。

“美中(美里的一间独中),当年他捐了1千几百万,”
相比较,区区的300万有算得了什么??竟然要搞得满城风雨。。。

其实,为何美中捐了1千几百万;而二小只不过是100万???
因为,美里这里是他小老婆的“管区”,而古晋是他大老婆的“管区” =.=''

然而,他这举动重重地令人联党名誉扫地。。。@_@。。 有心??还是无意??
然而,接下来的,又是张建仁发挥的时候了。。火箭射来射去。。。随便射。。。

老实讲一句,有时候,反对党真的有时是为反对而反对。。。
你知道他讲了什么吗??
他说:“如果人联党无法在三天之内还清债务,人联党的就必须辞掉所有国、州议员的职位。。。。”(这是什么跟什么?? 两者好像都没什么la lang。。难道他们辞官,就不用还债了?? )

比起这个,至少他还讲了一句比较有建设性的话,
“我们法律顾问会研究陈伯勤有否锁学校的权力。。。”

政党之间的明争暗斗又来了。。。。^_^

Monday, December 1, 2008

我的家庭

某天 ~ 黃淙暐的老師 ~在課堂上出習題~
作文名稱:我的家庭

 我出生在一個非常貧苦的家庭,記得小時候,爸爸的生活很無聊,整天只能數錢,媽媽也是,整天都在掃錢。
我家住在深山中,每次要出去買東西,都相當麻煩,開保時捷要 5 小時,開賓士也要4 小時;雖然家裡有直昇機,但是開到那邊很難找到停機位,相當的不方便。
我偶爾也會出去逛街,爸媽怕我被綁架,隨身有 20 多個保鑣保護著,大家看到我都嚇跑了,所以我從小就開始被排斥...... 因為家裡是在深山,每次到了冬天都非常冷,爸爸也說,出去買東西很麻煩,所以冬天沒有暖爐...沒有棉被...每天只能陪著爸媽燒錢取暖 ... 而睡覺的時候,也只能蓋著錢睡覺 (我覺得英鎊比較溫暖) 。
記得小時候,有一次,因為房間太大,還來不及跑出房間,就尿褲子了。所以,爸爸在我房間放了一台小綿羊機車,好讓我能在10分鐘以內,衝出1000 坪的房間,穿越 5公里的走廊,到達800 坪的廁所 (我常常在走廊迷路 ) 。 
爸爸又另外叫人加蓋了20間 600坪裡面有著250 坪小廁所的破房間。爸爸說:以後如果尿濕了,直接換房間,如果房間不夠或是太小的話,再告訴爸爸,爸爸再叫人來多蓋幾間,我們的生活很辛苦,你要忍著點!!現在想起來,爸爸真是個善良的人!!
 還記得有一次,家裡遭小偷,因為他用炸藥炸壞了我爸的保險箱,使得裡面的金幣不斷的往外滾出來,結果竟把那個小偷壓死了......我覺得那個小偷好可憐 ...... 金幣壓死人是很痛的!! 他不像之前那個被鈔票悶死的小偷一樣幸運。
媽媽也常常告訴我,我們家生活非常困苦∼要我學著吃苦∼ 所以我從小養成了刻苦耐勞精神,我將來的志願,是要找 200 隻會吃錢的怪物,好把家裡的錢都吃光,為那些可憐的小偷報仇!!

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